Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
