The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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