i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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