i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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