While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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