i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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