Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
