what if I'm pregnant?
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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