we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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