People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
