We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I need to sanitize my soul.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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