There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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