so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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