I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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