How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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