just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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