Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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