it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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