So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I currently don't understand fingers.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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