Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
