Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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