The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
