Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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