You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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