May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he just fucked me for my cheese..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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