Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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