i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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