I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Randomize
