I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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