You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he was CRYING into my vagina
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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