i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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