I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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