it was like fucking gandolphs beard
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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