If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
