Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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