guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
time to smoke my breakfast
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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