But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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