Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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