Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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