What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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