haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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