I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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