I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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