East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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