we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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