it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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