i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I love having hate sex.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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