dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Randomize
