Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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