why didn't you poke me back
I wish i was in the wii world.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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