kristin has been a bad kristin
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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