have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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