Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dick very happy bro
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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